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6.12.2005

Sophia & Tony

There's a new crime fighting duo in this town. And the nefarious elements of the city are running scared. First up is Sophia. If you've heard of Beauty and the Beast, she's both. Not content to use her brains and double PhD to further science, she turned to a life of fighting crime at the tender age of 3 months. Bagged her first felons at 4 months. With an armed robbery underway she drooled all over the sidewalk causing the first suspect to take a nasty slip. She then started throwing food with deadly accuracy at suspect number two; blinding him with a well placed shot of congealed rice cereal to the face. The two didn't stand a chance.


Tony's the hired muscle. As well as transportation for Sophia who is having trouble with the whole one foot in front of the other thing. He doesn't do much except follow Sophia's lead. But watch out for that left hook.

Whatever you do, don't miss it. Thursdays at 9pm EST. Set your Tivos. Or Sophia and Tony will be looking for you.

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